I don’t even know who you are, I’m pretty sure there’s a large (perhaps the majority) part of the supporter base of all clubs mentioned that have never heard of you either.

Yet you seem to believe you have some sort of importance? As if people care what you write?

I hate to break it to you, bud, but you’re still very much a nobody.

i agree you are a turd

Thanks DBurrows for entering into the spirit of things, although what my standing has to do with anything seems unrelated. Do nobody’s deserve abuse?

Thanks mat. I’m a turd.

At least you are a very educated Turd Dan. Your spelling and punctuation are of the highest order. Not like most of the plonkers who write some of these blogs!

Afternoon! i think every player/team at some point deserves picking apart in analysis and everybody is entitled to an opinion. as a journalist abuse is going to be part and parcel with this. if you are openly big headed especialy in sports journalsm its not going to get you very far in terms of popularity. im not here to abuse you, although some of the previous comments amused me! say what you want to say…at the end of the day i couldent class you as a wanker without meeting you, but if you mixed your negative thoughts with positives at the same time you would find more people agreeing with you and not against you. ynwa

I write for joysandsorrows regularly as a Blues fan and however hard I try to give a fair assessment of games, players of both sides, officials, managers and the like it is amazing that the abusive still find ways to find fault because they don’t have the intellect to enter a reasoned debate and express views in a polite and measured manner. There are examples of imbecility on the terraces of all football clubs including my own and of course down at Villa Park. Try not to let it get to you Dan but keep writing even if you are misguided in following a rubbish team :-D

Thanks Chip and suarez4goldenboot. Both measured comments.

Haha this is awesome, i havent read any of your stuff but im just going to put it out there and say, you sir are a turd.

Do me a favour and get in touch with another turd like person, his name is Jaimie Kenwar from http://www.liverpool-kop.com/ he is also a turd of the highest degree and i believe together you could make a fearsome turd partnership.

Unsettlingly positive comments from Bazzathebluenose and Rossi. Thanks very much.

You seem to write more about yourself than football…

Although you are not a turd… but you are a nob!!!

Admittedly I have written about myself in this one Stevo but the rest does tend to be on football. Thanks for the new nickname x

Who are you?

I concur with DBurrows comments.

You sad twat! Just wasted time reading ths tripe thinking you were Billy Big Bollocks but finished realising you are Norman Nobody.

TURD!

Why do you agree to being a turd? I don’t accept being a turd (or something like that) when I have an opinion. I argue with Everton fans all the time and no matter what they call me, it doesn’t mean I am one.

Thanks Mike, although again I don’t see what my standing has to do with your opinion of me or the article. You either like what you read or you don’t, irrelevant of who I am.

Thanks for your concern LFC Gary but I don’t in reality accept that I’m a turd and carry this burden around with me on a daily basis. Instead I was merely trying to gently poke fun at people who seem unable to form a coherent counter argument and I completely with your opinion that disagreeing with someone doesn’t make you anything less than them. Cheers.

I would of put good money on it that you was a villa fan

I’d put your nickname as Prince. Not because your good, it’s because you want to suck your own dick. Your a fucking gay twat turd. And a prick. And a shit nugget. And a bollock nobler. And a definate Villa fan. The type of nob who’d wear shit knock-off merchandise whilst fiddling sausages. Man Sausages. xx

My balls itch and now they hurt, i`ve been scratching so much the area between my nut sack and my anus is raw and red and it hurts!

I am a villa fan and most villa fans don’t like or see the point of Heskey, but hey some like him he erm her errrr he works hard which is after all what you need a striker to do most… oh wait…….

I’m sure most people/non-scousers would admit Carragher is pile of old horses nobs.

i hope this too means i am a turd and can move to Liverpool with Emile Heskey.

Mike concurs with another, indulges himself in some basic alliteration then signs off TURD! retar-TURD!?

I concur with Bazzathebluenose, Burrows you bumbling, baby stroking, brick-laying bafoon.

TURD2!

Just a thought, but would a combination of Dan and Jaimie Kenwar constitute a collective noun for example; A Toilet of Turds or maybe a Dump of Turds. I will leave this question for more intelligent posters than myself to debate. YNWA.

Dan

Stumbled across this site and had a laugh reading your post; just want to say that you are a turd just because you support the Villa! But reading through some of the replies on here i would say that there are bigger turds, or should i say shit-for—brains!

The title itself explains it all really, this is just a blatant attempt to increase traffic to the site and get people to read your shite. Any website that has been around for six months can appear on newsnow and just by putting the four teams names in the title it has appeared on all of their newsnow threads.

The content of the article means nothing this is just a tactic to get more visitors. It has worked but it’s very sad. Maybe in future try writing something worth reading and attract new readers that way.

You sir are not a turd. Your views on football are un-biased and you’ve always appeared a jovial chap and not any form of turd, whether it be solid, runny, a floater or U Bender. However, a certain friends of yours is definitely a turd, I hope you know who I am referring to.

Oh Dear this was funny for about 30 Seconds:) Trans World Airlines Tickets. you can polish a turd! way anchor! but i don’t think there is any need for abuse!! keep up the blogging

Hi there, I am having a slight disagreement with my friend about the state of his missus that you just might be able to settle for us:
Are you able to polish yourself?

Thanks for your comment Bradley and of course to my good friend Luke Williams for his kind words, which are of course all true. I’m concerned for you Issues but thanks for sharing. Cheers for the support sirnotactuallypublishedinthisblogyet and awesome alliteration from DMan. Thanks Bill Dave G and Yosire issa Turd. Matt Sweet you’re my boy, cheers. Nick G raised a valid point in that the title was carefully chosen to attract as much traffic as possible, but it was done as those clubs are featured in the article and not purely to blindly lead people to something that has no bearing to the title. You may not have enjoyed the article and that is absolutely your right, but I wasn’t trying to fraudulently gain hits. If I didn’t want to attract visitors, I’d write it all down and keep my thoughts out of sight under my bed. Thanks though for commenting. Dan offers the best puzzler and to answer your question, yes you can. In my opinion there are two ways - To physically polish oneself, like you would an antique table and in the way that Duncan Goodhew would do to his head for hydrodynamic reasons before a swim and also in the sense of chuffing one off. Thanks to all who took the time to comment, it’s much appreciated.

You can’t please everyone mate, carry on the good work, I’m sure a few thought shakespeare was also a turd! so your in good company.

i support villa m8 up the villa all i can say if u support the villa then there must be something gd about u but emile heskey is shit m8 and tbf all u talk about is ur self u dont talk about football really m8 and u sound abit like a nob tbf u need 2 mix positive with negative m8 cause other wise everyones gonna think ur a twat m8

Thanks for the mention.

I dont remember what had sparked my anger but i had almost certainly followed the popular opinion when i called you that. I apologise. You seem to have a complex.

But anyway, back on to real football: Stewart Downing was shit last night wasn’t he?! And when will ITV stop ruining football with all that bollocks.

i think ollie is your m8

Thanks eltoro for the ridiculously kind, if a little misguided comparison and of course to my m8 Ollie. Cheers m8, you’re a good m8 and I appreciate having you as a m8. Thanks for returning pilsbury dough man and thanks for your concern regarding my apparent complex, but it’s nothing excessive counselling won’t fix. Regarding Downing and ITV; I’ve washed my hands of them.